Back alley behind The Throttle Room – Tulsa, Oklahoma
The loading dock smelled like stale beer and hot pavement. It was 4:07 PM, and load-in was officially behind schedule—just like always.
Cassie leaned against a flight case with a fading “FERAL ECLIPSE – VOCALS” sticker peeling at the corner. She had one boot braced on the side, arms crossed over her mesh tank top, and eyeliner that somehow hadn’t budged since Chicago.
She sipped a half-flat Dr. Pepper and glanced toward the open bay doors. Inside, the unmistakable sound of Thane yelling at a tangled XLR snake echoed through the stage rafters.
“Bet you five bucks he threatens to burn the whole rig by soundcheck,” she said, not looking up.
Jonah, the drummer, perched cross-legged on a bass cab like some ADHD gargoyle, drumming on his knees with two Sharpies. “Oh please. He’s already halfway there. I heard him mutter something about ‘dragging this entire venue to hell by the truss.’”
Cassie snorted. “You’d think a werewolf would have more chill.”
“Thane?” Rico chimed in, emerging from the trailer with a guitar case over one shoulder and sunglasses on indoors. “Dude treats gaff tape like a personal vendetta.”
Just then, a deep growl of frustration from inside made them all glance toward the doorway.
“Three… two… one…” Jonah counted down.
Thane appeared, towering, fur bristled, ice-blue eyes blazing and holding what looked like half a lighting clamp in one clawed hand. “WHO PUT GAFF TAPE ON MY PATCH PANEL?!”
Nobody said anything. From across the dock, Maya didn’t even look up from coiling her own cable. “That was Mark,” she called dryly. “Said it looked ‘emotionally unstable.’”
Rico muttered under his breath, “I mean… he’s not wrong.”
Just then, Mark himself emerged from the shadows near the lighting rig, eyes half-lidded, carrying a coffee that definitely hadn’t come from a venue-approved source.
He looked at them like they were all a disappointment, and said in a perfectly flat tone, “If this truss were a person, I’d sue it for incompetence and general malaise.”
Jonah whispered to Cassie, “I think that’s the most positive thing he’s said all tour.”
Gabriel chose that moment to leap off the loading ramp, two iced coffees in hand and the biggest grin plastered across his muzzle.
“Hey crew! Guess who charmed the barista into a triple shot for free?”
Cassie looked him up and down, still panting slightly from the run, and smirked. “You or the claws?”
“Probably both,” Gabriel replied with a wink, handing one coffee to Thane, who was still radiating unholy rage.
Maya finally stepped into view, swinging her guitar over one shoulder and cracking her neck like a pro wrestler before a match. “If we don’t start load-in in the next five minutes, I’m mutinying and running this band myself.”
Jonah pointed at her with both Sharpies. “Honestly, I’d vote for you.”
“You should,” she said. “I have better hair and I don’t yell at cables.”
Mark raised his mug. “Yet.”
As the sun dropped lower behind the grimy rooftops, the band and the wolves—humans and not-so-humans alike—finally got to work, slamming cases into position, tightening bolts, running lines, and muttering half-sentences under their breath.
In the organized chaos of it all, there was a strange rhythm. A weird, dysfunctional family rhythm made of snarls, sarcastic one-liners, and three musicians who had somehow decided that sharing a tour with werewolves was fine.
Rico strummed a quick riff on his guitar and muttered, “Still better than my last band. No one’s tried to hex anyone yet.”
Cassie shrugged. “Yet.”
And from inside the stage, Thane’s voice rang out again.
“Mark, I SWEAR TO FENRIR if this fog machine tries to kill me again—”
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