FAQ

❓Are you really werewolves?

Yes. Obviously. We also have jobs and stress and complicated opinions about stage fog. Lycanthropy doesn’t cover tour insurance.

🎸Who’s actually in the band?

Just Gabriel. Somehow. The rest of us work the show and suffer the consequences.

🚌 What’s the deal with the tour bus?

One custom rig. Seven bandmates. One crusty old driver named Diesel. Pray for us.

☕ Who’s the grumpiest?

Mark. Thane has standards. Mark just has a vendetta against sunlight.

✨ Does Gabriel sit still?

Only if unconscious.

🧼 Favorite drinks?

Thane: Diet Mountain Dew or Fireball, depending on the damage.
Gabriel: Coffee. Then more coffee.
Mark: Soda. Lecture optional.

👣 Do you wear shoes?

No. We’re werewolves. Clawed feet don’t do sneakers unless there’s frostbite involved.

🌈 What’s with the glitter?

Gabriel. That’s all we’re legally allowed to say.

📖 Do I have to read in order?

Nah. Each story stands alone, but the deeper you go, the wilder it gets. There are arcs, running gags, and prank escalation. You’ll catch on.

🕶️ Who handles merch?

Rico. Don’t touch the table. He’s terrifying.

📦 What’s in Thane’s go-bag?

Zip ties, cable testers, a flask of Fireball, and two Advil packets from 2017.

🐾 Can I be in the band?

Can you load in at 5 AM, tune your own gear, and survive in a bus with Gabriel for six weeks? If yes — maybe.

💀 Has anyone died on tour?

No comment.

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