Meanwhile—back in the land of internet chaos—Dee’s TikTok post had officially detonated.

The video, simply captioned “When your hometown drummer makes it big and his werewolf friend corners your high school bully…”, opened with shaky camera footage of Travis yelling, followed by Thane stepping into frame like a boss out of a video game.

The audio was overlaid with dramatic violin and a bold subtitle:

“When the pack rolls in…”

Cut to Travis backpedaling, stumbling, and Thane crouching like an apex predator delivering a verbal warning so intense it might’ve scared the shadows off the sidewalk.

The final frame was Jonah walking off with his friends, mid-high five, and Thane in the background cracking his knuckles.

Within six hours, it had over 900,000 views and was climbing fast.

Comments flooded in:

🐺 “THANE IS A WHOLE VIBE. WHERE DO I APPLY FOR WEREWOLF PROTECTION???”

🥁 “Protect drummers at all costs.”

🔥 “This band is chaotic good and I would die for all of them.”

💀 “Not the ‘stage lights and headlines’ line… I CHOKED.”

And one commenter simply wrote:

“I didn’t know I needed a band of werewolves and humans who fight bullies and rock stages… but here we are.”

The Feral Eclipse official account reposted it with the comment:

“Don’t mess with the drummer. Or his wolf.”

Gabriel was howling with laughter by the time he saw it, tears in his eyes. “Thane, we’re gonna break the internet.”

Jonah just shook his head, blushing but grinning from ear to ear. “This is so ridiculous.”

Mark, watching from across the lounge, deadpanned, “Good. Now we know what to call the biopic.”