❓Are you really werewolves?
Thane: Yes.
Gabriel: (grinning) Wanna see my claws?
Mark: (deadpan) What did you think “Feral Eclipse” meant?
🎸Who’s actually in the band?
Cassie: Lead vocals. Loud, proud, and sometimes in charge.
Rico: Shreds lead guitar like he was born with strings in his DNA.
Maya: Rhythm guitarist and your new favorite band alpha female.
Jonah: Drummer. May also be part raccoon.
Gabriel: Bassist. The only werewolf in the band. Full-time chaos engine.
Thane: Sound tech. Always seconds from choking the mixer… or Gabriel.
Mark: Lighting guy. Knows exactly how to make you cry with a couple fixtures and a fog machine.
🚌 What’s the deal with the tour bus?
Gabriel: She’s huge. She’s loud. She’s ours.
Thane: Diesel drives. Gabriel is not allowed near the wheel.
Mark: There are rules. None of them are followed.
☕ Who’s the grumpiest?
Mark: I’m not grumpy. I’m focused.
Thane: Definitely Mark. He growled at a toaster this morning.
Gabriel: Yep, Mark. I brought him a muffin once. He bit it and me.
✨ Does Gabriel sit still?
Thane: He vibrates at a frequency only dogs and subwoofers can hear.
Gabriel: I CAN SIT STILL! (sits) …Okay now what?
🧼 Favorite drinks?
Thane: Diet Mountain Dew, Fireball or Platinum 7X. Depends on the day.
Gabriel: Coffee. Fireball. Yes.
Mark: Water. Maybe a root beer. I’m the designated adult.
👣 Do you wear shoes?
Thane: Only if absolutely necessary. My paws like to breathe.
Gabriel: (proudly kicks feet up) Look at these awesome claws!
Mark: I wear boots in public. These two ruin everything.
📖 Do I have to read in order?
Emily: No, but if you do, the emotional damage hits way harder.
Mark: Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
🕶️ Who handles merch?
Maya: I design half of it.
Gabriel: I model all of it.
Thane: I box it, ship it, and fix the label printer. Again.
📦 What’s in Thane’s go-bag?
Gabriel: 46 cables, a voltmeter, a flask, and a single protein bar from 2018.
Thane: Don’t touch my go-bag.
Mark: There’s a label that says “DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.”
🐾 Can I be in the band?
Cassie: Can you sing?
Jonah: Can you scream?
Gabriel: Can you handle clouds of fog, sleep deprivation, emotional whiplash, and three werewolves with boundary issues?
Thane: …Then maybe.
💀 Has anyone died on tour?
Mark: Emotionally? Yes.
Gabriel: Physically? Not yet!
Thane: There was that one pyro incident.
Cassie: (glares) You said you wouldn’t bring that up.