(Inspired by true-ish events and Diesel’s caffeine-fueled trauma)

[Intro – Spoken, Cassie, over light upstroke guitar]
“Gather round…
This one’s for the horned hero who skanked into legend…”

[Cue brass: trumpet blares, trombone wah-wahs, full skank beat kicks in]

[Verse 1 – Cassie]
He was born in the shade of a Ferris wheel,
With a rebel heart and hooves of steel.
Stole some beer, caused a scene,
Joined the band at just fifteen (months).

[Pre-Chorus – Gabriel, yelling]
Bell on his neck, ska in his soul!
Headbutt rhythm with zero control!

[Chorus – Full Band]
🎺 JIMMY THE SKA GOAT! 🐐
Drank a keg and stole the show!
🎺 JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!
Blew a solo on a traffic cone!
🎺 JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!
Never missed a beat or a bar fight!
Now he’s skankin’ in the spotlight—
Legends wear fur and horns tonight!

[Verse 2 – Cassie]
Caught a twister outside Scottsbluff,
Band was screaming, roads were rough.
Jimmy stood with eyes ablaze—
Climbed the amp and raised the bass!

[Bridge – Rico (shouting over brass mayhem)]
Cow flew by the passenger door!
Trumpets blared, the goat wanted more!
I swear on my strings and my spine—
That freakin’ goat kept us in time!

[Chorus – All, now with crowd call-backs]
🎺 JIMMY THE SKA GOAT! (GOAT! GOAT!)
King of chaos, lord of brass!
🎺 JIMMY THE SKA GOAT! (BLOW THAT HORN!)
Turned that storm into a backstage pass!
🎺 JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!
Now he’s got a llama wife,
Living that retired life—
But he’ll always skank in our hearts tonight!

[Final Breakdown – Jonah’s drums go wild, brass riffing chaos]
Gabriel shouts between slaps:
“I SAW HIM DO A BACKFLIP OFF A SNARE DRUM!”
Cassie: “He headbutted the mayor!”
Rico: “He ATE MY SETLIST!”

[Outro – Soft horn fade, Cassie whispering]
Some goats eat cans…
Jimmy ate encores.

[Cue crowd chanting:]
🎺 JIMMY! JIMMY! JIMMY! 🐐