{"id":2076,"date":"2025-06-23T14:24:12","date_gmt":"2025-06-23T19:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?page_id=2076"},"modified":"2025-06-23T14:24:12","modified_gmt":"2025-06-23T19:24:12","slug":"feral-eclipse-tour-rider","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/feral-eclipse-tour-rider\/","title":{"rendered":"Feral Eclipse Tour Rider"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Because apparently \u201cJust Don\u2019t Screw It Up\u201d wasn\u2019t specific enough.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">1. <strong>Stage Setup<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>We\u2019re a rock band, not a circus\u2014though honestly, you\u2019ll be questioning that halfway through the set.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Drums<\/strong>: Must be on a riser. Jonah likes to feel superior.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Monitors<\/strong>: Shure PSM 1000 in-ear system. If we hear one peep of 60-cycle hum, someone\u2019s getting snarled at.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Lighting<\/strong>: Mark will glare at you if the fixtures aren\u2019t VariLite VL2600s. You won\u2019t survive it. Just trust us.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Fog Machines<\/strong>: If you think \u201cjust a little haze\u201d is enough, you clearly haven\u2019t met Mark. Crank it till the front row disappears.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">2. <strong>Audio Requirements<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, we have a werewolf for a sound tech. No, he doesn\u2019t bite\u2014unless you give him a mono FOH console and say, \u201cIt\u2019s fine, no one notices live sound.\u201d Then&#8230; <em>run.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>48-channel digital console, minimum. Anything less and Thane will rebuild your setup mid-show, and you\u2019ll cry.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Wireless packs for guitars and bass (Shure preferred). Cables are for peasants.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Gabriel\u2019s bass signal is sacred. Do <em>not<\/em> touch the EQ. Do <em>not<\/em> touch the compressor. Honestly, don\u2019t even look at it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">3. <strong>Backline<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>We bring our own gear because we\u2019ve been burned before. No, we\u2019re not telling you that story. Unless you have tequila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">4. <strong>Hospitality (a.k.a. The Survival Kit)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>You want a good show? Feed the wolves. Literally. And don\u2019t skimp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>GREEN ROOM DEMANDS:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Fireball Whisky (2 bottles)<\/strong> \u2013 If we don\u2019t see cinnamon death juice, the show may be cancelled.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Vodka (Platinum 7X)<\/strong> \u2013 Because Gabriel believes subtlety is for jazz bands.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Diet Mountain Dew (12-pack)<\/strong> \u2013 Thane\u2019s fuel. Remove the labels if you&#8217;re scared of neon green.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Coffee (actual coffee, not brown sadness water)<\/strong> \u2013 Gabriel will smell it. He will know.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Soda &amp; Water (lots)<\/strong> \u2013 Mark\u2019s entire personality runs on carbonated beverages and quiet judgment.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Protein-heavy snacks<\/strong> \u2013 Jerky, nuts, chicken bites. We\u2019re wolves, not rabbits.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>NO HUMMUS.<\/strong> If there\u2019s hummus, we riot.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">5. <strong>Dressing Room<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Room must be climate controlled.<\/strong> If we break into a sweat <em>before<\/em> the first breakdown hits, someone\u2019s getting their laminate revoked.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Mirrors are mandatory.<\/strong> Not for vanity\u2014just so we can practice our \u201caccidental\u201d smolder looks for the meet-and-greet.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Lighting must be flattering.<\/strong> If the room makes us look like washed-out cryptids, we\u2019ll be forced to light it ourselves. And Mark doesn\u2019t share gels.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Couches required.<\/strong> Not the crusty ones from 1997. Real ones. Preferably stain-free and not haunted.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Snacks and drinks must already be there.<\/strong> We don\u2019t do \u201csomeone\u2019s grabbing them now.\u201d We are not scavengers. (Well, not anymore.)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Absolutely no scented sprays labeled \u201cOcean Breeze,\u201d \u201cCitrus Zest,\u201d or \u201cRelaxing Linen.\u201d<\/strong> This is a werewolf den, not your aunt\u2019s guest bathroom.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If any venue staff try to \u201chang out\u201d or \u201cvibe with the band,\u201d please explain\u2014politely\u2014that we are emotionally unavailable before shows and emotionally chaotic afterward.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If someone tries to turn on overhead fluorescents, <strong>Thane is legally allowed to growl at them.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">6. <strong>Security &amp; Chaos Management<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Expect rabid fans. That\u2019s not hyperbole. Literally rabid. Okay, maybe just emotionally.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Gabriel WILL jump into the crowd. You\u2019ve been warned.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Do not tackle Thane. He doesn\u2019t need security to handle problems. He <em>is<\/em> the security. And unlike the others, he doesn\u2019t need backup.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If anyone sneaks backstage, offer them merch and politely escort them out. Or sic Emily on them\u2014your choice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">7. <strong>Transportation<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Tour bus requires clearance for double-decker size. Yes, it\u2019s big. No, it does not transform into a robot (we checked).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Parking must be somewhere level, safe, and <em>not<\/em> next to a dumpster that smells like fermented onions. Our drummer has a sensitive nose.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Our driver is named <strong>Diesel<\/strong>. He is a legend. Treat him like one. If you even <em>think<\/em> about assigning someone else, you\u2019ll answer to the wolves.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If someone named \u201cCliff\u201d shows up to help park the bus, just send him home. We don\u2019t talk about Cliff. Ever again.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">8. <strong>Local Press \/ Meet &amp; Greet<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Yes, we do meet-and-greets. No, it\u2019s not a petting zoo. Yes, someone <em>will<\/em> cry (usually a fan\u2026 occasionally Jonah).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>No, we don\u2019t kiss fans.<\/strong> That\u2019s weird. This isn\u2019t prom.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Nuzzles are available upon request<\/strong>, but only if you smell nice and haven\u2019t said anything cringey on Twitter.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>VIPs receive:<\/strong>\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>One solid hug (fur optional)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A photo (we\u2019ll even pose like we like you)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>And a <strong>stern warning<\/strong> not to pet the werewolves unless you&#8217;re actively trying to lose fingers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Bonus: If you bring snacks for the crew, you may earn a tail wag or an awkward group selfie. If you bring hummus, we reserve the right to blacklist you from every future show.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">9. <strong>Final Notes (Read These or Prepare for Infamy)<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>If this rider seems <em>excessive<\/em>, just imagine what happens when you ignore it\u2014and TikTok finds out.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If you mess this up, don\u2019t worry\u2014<strong>we\u2019ll still play.<\/strong> Loudly. Aggressively. With subtle jabs from the mic and zero mercy from the lighting rig.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>And yes, we will <strong>absolutely<\/strong> talk trash about your venue on the bus. For <em>months.<\/em> Possibly years. You may become a recurring inside joke.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If you <em>nail<\/em> this rider? We\u2019ll love you forever. We\u2019ll shout you out on stage. Gabriel might even write your name on his arm.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Heck, we might write a chaotic power ballad about your loading dock and how it \u201cchanged us emotionally.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Choose wisely. The internet remembers everything. So do werewolves.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">CONTACTS<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Thane<\/strong><br>Sound &amp; Systems Lead | Audio Wolf<br>\ud83d\udce7 <a>thane@feraleclipse.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mark<\/strong><br>Lighting Director | Grumpy Beam Lord<br>\ud83d\udce7 <a>mark@feraleclipse.com<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gabriel<\/strong><br>Bass Guitarist | Minister of Mayhem<br>\ud83d\udce7 <a>gabriel@feraleclipse.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because apparently \u201cJust Don\u2019t Screw It Up\u201d wasn\u2019t specific enough. 1. Stage Setup We\u2019re a rock band, not a circus\u2014though honestly, you\u2019ll be questioning that halfway through the set. 2. Audio Requirements Yes, we have a werewolf for a sound tech. No, he doesn\u2019t bite\u2014unless you give him a mono FOH console and say, \u201cIt\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2076","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}