The band barely had time to drop their gear on the loading dock before the roar of engines echoed off the arena walls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Down the alley came two blacked-out El Paso police SUVs<\/strong>, lights flashing, followed by something no one expected:<\/p>\n\n\n\n A full-blown SWAT MRAP<\/strong>\u2014massive, armored, matte black with turret ports and tactical floodlights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gabriel\u2019s ears perked. \u201cOkay. That\u2019s not<\/em> the food truck.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Thane stepped down from the bus with a confused squint. \u201cDid we do something illegal on the way here?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Diesel leaned out the driver\u2019s window. \u201cIf they take me down, I want a Viking funeral.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The door to the lead SUV swung open and a nervous city liaison jogged up, tablet in hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMr. Thane, Mr. Gabriel, uh\u2026 the mayor\u2019s office is ready to present you the key to the city. They, uh\u2026 insisted on an escort. For crowd control. And, quote, \u2018vibe enhancement.\u2019<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mark crossed his arms. \u201cWhat kinda vibe needs an MRAP?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Rico laughed. \u201cThe best kind.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The motorcade rolled down the streets of El Paso like a bizarre diplomatic convoy from an alternate universe. Police sirens gave short, ceremonial bursts while the MRAP\u2019s rumbling presence cleared intersections. Civilians lined the sidewalks, cheering, waving signs, taking videos. Kids had drawn paw prints in chalk across every corner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Inside the bus, Thane just sat silently, arms crossed, as everyone stared at him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou okay?\u201d Maya asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI\u2019m wondering if this makes me the diplomatic werewolf representative<\/em> now,\u201d Thane muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gabriel nudged him with a grin. \u201cYou\u2019re basically the Secretary of Fangs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The motorcade pulled up to El Paso City Hall<\/strong>, where a full stage had been set up in the plaza. Hundreds of fans packed the perimeter behind steel barricades, cheering wildly. TV cameras. Local press. TikTokers on shoulders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The mayor, a sharply dressed woman in her mid-50s with impeccable posture and a pearl necklace, stood behind the podium with a forced smile that had just started to tremble.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n She watched, frozen, as Thane stepped off the bus in full bare, clawed-foot glory \u2014 muscular, towering, brown fur with streaks of gray catching the sun. Gabriel followed beside him, sleek black-furred and grinning like this was the best day of his life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Behind them came Mark, still frowning. Then Cassie. Then Maya. Then the rest of the crew. The mayor swallowed hard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cW-welcome to El Paso,\u201d she said as they approached, glancing quickly between Thane\u2019s claws and fangs. \u201cI\u2026 uh\u2026 am honored to present to you this key to the city as a token of\u2026 peace, gratitude, and\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She paused as Thane stepped closer to accept it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The plaque holding the key was absurdly small in his massive, clawed hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He gave a low nod. \u201cMuch appreciated, ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The mayor flinched slightly and whispered to her aide, \u201cHe\u2019s\u2026 he\u2019s built like a refrigerator with fangs.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The aide whispered back, \u201cMa\u2019am, he can hear you.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI know!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The crowd roared as Thane held the key up, the golden metal gleaming in the sun. Gabriel leaned into the mic, tail swishing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThanks for the key! 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\u201cGIVE THE MAYOR A SHIRT!\u201d<\/strong>
\u201cSWAT BACKUP FOR THE BOYS!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n