{"id":1613,"date":"2024-07-14T01:03:44","date_gmt":"2024-07-14T06:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=1613"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:22:34","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:22:34","slug":"waffles-law-enforcement-and-a-lifetime-den-pass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/waffles-law-enforcement-and-a-lifetime-den-pass\/","title":{"rendered":"Waffles, Law Enforcement, and a Lifetime Den Pass"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Sunlight filtered through the living room blinds like an accusation. The place looked like a band of raccoons had thrown a rave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Empty Solo cups littered the floor. A pair of jeans hung from the ceiling fan. Someone\u2019s drumstick was jammed into the toaster like a forgotten art installation. A faint, muffled guitar riff came from the backyard\u2014probably Rico asleep with his wireless pack still on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane stepped out of his bedroom, squinting like the sun owed him money. His fur was matted. His black polo was on inside out. He stepped over a pile of hoodies, a spilled bag of chips, and what may have been Jonah curled up in the laundry basket muttering something about needing \u201cmore hi-hat.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel appeared beside him in pajama pants and a tour hoodie, holding a spatula like a trophy and grinning way too wide for this hour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe makin\u2019 breakfast or conducting search and rescue?\u201d Thane asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBit of both,\u201d Gabriel said. \u201cCome on. I\u2019m outta eggs, but I got frozen waffles and exactly one pot of decent coffee left.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark was already seated at the dining table in complete silence, staring at the mess with a thousand-yard stare and sipping from a coffee mug that read \u201cWorld\u2019s Okayest Lighting Tech.\u201d He didn\u2019t speak. Just handed Thane a bottle of ibuprofen like a battle-worn medic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There was a knock at the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then another.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then a full police cruiser siren chirp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane raised a brow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel peeked through the window and laughed. \u201cOh, you are not gonna believe this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two uniformed officers stood on the front porch, coffee cups in hand. The same ones who\u2019d showed up the night before to \u201chandle\u201d the backyard concert. Behind them was a black-and-white SUV. From it stepped a tall, square-jawed man in a pressed uniform with four gold stars on his collar\u2026 and a teenage girl vibrating with excitement beside him in a Feral Eclipse hoodie two sizes too big.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cChief of police,\u201d Gabriel said, nudging Thane. \u201cWith his kid. We\u2019ve been upgraded.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane opened the door. \u201cMorning, officers.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMorning,\u201d one said. \u201cJust checking in on crowd control from last night. Also \u2014 \u201d he held up a crumpled t-shirt, \u201c \u2014 your bass player signed my uniform, and I\u2019m not even mad.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The chief stepped forward and extended a hand. \u201cI\u2019m Chief Ramirez. My daughter, Ava, is\u2014well, let\u2019s just say your band has been the only thing playing in our house for about a year.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ava looked like she might pass out from excitement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel gave her a small wave and whispered to Thane, \u201cI got this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ten minutes later, the living room had been turned into a makeshift waffle buffet. Jonah emerged from the laundry basket, bleary-eyed and victorious. Maya passed out disposable plates like a breakfast goddess. Rico tuned a guitar with one hand and poured syrup with the other. Cassie plopped down next to Mark and immediately stole his toast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And Gabriel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He sat cross-legged at the dining table with a roll of laminate paper, a hole punch, and a lanyard. \u201cAlright, Ava. I hereby grant you full VIP access to the official Feral Eclipse Den Venue.\u201d He presented the pass with a dramatic flourish. \u201cGood for life, non-transferable, and comes with bragging rights.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ava took it like it was made of solid gold. \u201cCan I take a picture?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane nodded, grinning. \u201cHell, take ten.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She did. With Gabriel. With Thane. With the waffle stack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The chief, watching from the corner, shook his head but smiled. \u201cYou guys throw a hell of a show. Just, uh\u2026 maybe give us a heads up next time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane chuckled. \u201cThat\u2019s assuming <em>we<\/em> know when it\u2019s happening.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Outside, a few lingering fans had started a small acoustic singalong on the sidewalk. A neighbor dropped off a tray of cinnamon rolls with a handwritten note that said <em>\u201cThanks for the music. Come to the HOA meeting next week?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark read it and muttered, \u201cOh, I\u2019ll come. With a fog machine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel high-fived him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The house was still a disaster. The fridge was mostly condiments. The fence needed replacing. But the air was warm with laughter, coffee, and the kind of joy that only follows absolute, no-holds-barred mayhem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And as Ava clutched her all-access pass like it was the key to the universe, Thane leaned against the counter, watching the pack \u2014 his pack \u2014 and smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunlight filtered through the living room blinds like an accusation. The place looked like a band of raccoons had thrown a rave. Empty Solo cups littered the floor. A pair of jeans hung from the ceiling fan. Someone\u2019s drumstick was jammed into the toaster like a forgotten art installation. 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