{"id":1913,"date":"2024-11-13T01:02:11","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T07:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:22:33","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:22:33","slug":"the-wolf-who-flew-too-close-to-the-sun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/the-wolf-who-flew-too-close-to-the-sun\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wolf Who Flew Too Close to the Sun"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>They barely made it ten steps off the plane before the trouble started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At first, the Feral Eclipse pack thought the serious-looking TSA crew standing at the jet bridge was just more overzealous fan chaos. But then came the stern orders. The hand gestures. The sudden presence of armed airport police.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And before anyone could say, \u201cLet\u2019s post one more cockpit selfie,\u201d the entire group was being briskly ushered \u2014 <em>herded<\/em> \u2014 through a series of back hallways, away from the main terminal and down into the bowels of Will Rogers World Airport. Straight to the security office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Emily was white-knuckling her phone like it was a crucifix. Jonah kept muttering about whether he\u2019d packed deodorant that counted as a \u201cliquid explosive.\u201d And Gabriel, caught in the middle of it all, looked more like a kicked puppy than a powerful, grinning werewolf.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Inside the cold, institutional interrogation room, Gabriel sat cuffed to a metal table, shoulders hunched and ears drooping. Across from him, the airport police chief leaned in with a steely glare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou impersonated a pilot. Do you understand how serious that is?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel\u2019s ears twitched. \u201cI\u2014I wasn\u2019t <em>flying<\/em> anything! It was just a photo! The real captain was right there!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAnd if that photo had leaked before we confirmed with the flight crew, do you know what happens to <em>airports<\/em> that go viral for the wrong reasons?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI swear,\u201d Gabriel pleaded, eyes wide, \u201cit was just for fun. The captain\u2019s daughter is a fan \u2014 he invited me! I didn\u2019t touch anything! I\u2019m not trying to be\u2026 a <em>terrorist werewolf pilot<\/em> or whatever!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The chief didn\u2019t flinch. He stood, told Gabriel to stay put (as if he had a choice), and left the room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel sat there alone, breathing hard, visibly trembling. Five minutes passed. Then ten. <em>Then fifteen.<\/em> The fluorescent lights buzzed overhead like judgment incarnate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Out in the waiting area, Thane had his arms folded tightly across his chest, watching everything through the one-way glass like he was deciding how many federal laws he\u2019d break to get his packmate out of there. Mark looked like he was about to chew through the chair leg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the chief returned, it was\u2026 different. He wasn\u2019t carrying forms. No backup. Just a phone in one hand, and a goofy smirk on his face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d the chief said casually, setting his phone down. \u201cThe captain confirms your story. Apparently, he\u2019s the one in hot water now. Said he couldn\u2019t pass up the chance for his daughter to see a selfie with <em>Gabriel from Feral Eclipse<\/em> in the cockpit.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel blinked. \u201cSo\u2026 I\u2019m not going to prison?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo. But I <em>am<\/em> gonna need a selfie too, or no one at poker night is gonna believe this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Relieved beyond words, Gabriel instinctively stood up. The handcuffs jingled\u2026 and then <em>snapped<\/em> open as he stretched his arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The chief\u2019s face paled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel froze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh my god \u2014 I wasn\u2019t trying to escape, I swear! I forgot I was cuffed! I just \u2014 uh \u2014 <em>flexed<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSon\u2026\u201d The chief stared at the twisted metal. \u201cYou do realize these cuffs are department issue.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;Sorry?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A long pause. Then the chief sighed, rubbed his forehead, and said, \u201cJust smile for the damn picture.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel grinned, even though he still looked like he might pass out. The two posed for the world\u2019s weirdest \u201cget out of jail free\u201d selfie, and the chief even had him sign the clipboard he\u2019d brought in as if it were a band poster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Out in the waiting area, the rest of the pack stood when Gabriel came out. Thane\u2019s eyes swept over him immediately, checking for bruises, cuffs, <em>dignity<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel walked up and shoved the selfie photo into Thane\u2019s hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m officially not allowed to sit in cockpits anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane blinked. \u201cI would hope not.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI also broke the handcuffs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark muttered, \u201cOf course you did.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The airport officials escorted them back out to the main concourse with a nervous mix of respect and regret, half-glancing at the social media alerts now lighting up their phones. Emily had already captioned her next post:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cCaptain Gabriel: Cleared for takeoff. Cleared of all charges.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The tour was home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And somehow, still airborne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They barely made it ten steps off the plane before the trouble started. 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