{"id":1941,"date":"2024-12-01T01:00:14","date_gmt":"2024-12-01T07:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=1941"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:22:33","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:22:33","slug":"backyard-blowout-block-party-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/backyard-blowout-block-party-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Front Yard Blowout"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The sun was relentless, baking the sidewalks and shimmering off the hood of the giant black tour bus like a mirage. Inside the den, it was cool and dim \u2014 until Thane pulled back the curtain and narrowed his eyes at the hundreds of fans still camped out on the street, some with handmade signs, others with parasols and folding chairs, and all of them glistening with sweat but still stubbornly smiling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re still here,\u201d he muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie leaned in behind him. \u201cYou think they\u2019re expecting another porch performance?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019ve earned something more than that,\u201d Thane said, already pulling out his phone. \u201cWe should give them merch. <em>All of them.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie grinned. \u201cAnd water! If someone faints in our front yard, we\u2019ll trend for <em>all<\/em> the wrong reasons.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane gave her a look. \u201cGood point.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Five minutes later, he was on the phone with a local bottled water distributor. \u201cYeah, full pallet. Today. Right now. Just drop the whole thing in front of my house and I\u2019ll make it worth your while.\u201d<br>They didn\u2019t even hesitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Next, he dialed Rudy\u2019s Bar-B-Q \u2014 the smell of their brisket alone could start a stampede. \u201cCan you cater a couple hundred barbecue sandwiches and picnic sides? Today? I\u2019ll cut you a check for $20,000 when you get here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The guy on the other end nearly dropped the phone with excitement. \u201cWe\u2019re on it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane hung up, turned back to the room, and raised an eyebrow. \u201cWe\u2019ve got about an hour. Let\u2019s make this happen.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The den <em>exploded<\/em> into action.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah and Emily started boxing up spare merch from the closet under the stairs. Shirts, stickers, wristbands, a few signed posters \u2014 if it had the band\u2019s logo, it was going outside. Mark grabbed his work tablet and started quietly coordinating the crowd logistics like he was running a battlefield.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie commandeered the band\u2019s socials. \u201cBlock party happening <em>now<\/em>! Free food. Free water. Free merch. Because we love you weirdos. Bring sunscreen.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane, meanwhile, was trying to convince the HOA president that this wasn\u2019t technically a \u201cgathering\u201d because the crowd was already there before they started giving things away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But Gabriel?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel had other plans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He grabbed Rico and Cassie, a couple small battery-powered amps, and the mini PA system they used for promo appearances. The trio slipped around the side of the house and appeared on the driveway like street performers. Gabriel didn\u2019t even speak \u2014 he just slung on a guitar, plugged it in, and started playing a smooth, stripped-down instrumental version of one of Feral Eclipse\u2019s most beloved hits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By the <em>third note<\/em>, the entire crowd surged toward the yard like moths to flame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie picked up the mic and grinned. \u201cHey Edmond! Y\u2019all look hot out there. Guess what? You\u2019re about to get fed, hydrated, and spoiled.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cheers erupted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAnd it\u2019s all free. Because <em>this<\/em> \u2014 \u201d she gestured to the mass of fans, now whooping like they\u2019d won the lottery, \u201c \u2014 is what family looks like.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As if summoned by a spell, the water distributor\u2019s box truck came rattling around the corner, narrowly avoiding the tour bus and skimming the neighbor\u2019s flowerbed. Behind it, Rudy\u2019s catering van screeched in like the cavalry, trailing the scent of brisket, pulled pork, and smoked sausage like a dream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fans parted to make room, and volunteers leapt from the crowd to help unload the water bottles and picnic setups.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then the <em>real<\/em> chaos began.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One table after another filled the driveway, the lawn, and most of the street. Giant trays of sandwiches and slaw. Piles of merch bags. Boxes of water bottles stacked higher than Mark\u2019s patience level. The air filled with music, smoke, and the scent of barbecue sauce as the sun dipped low and social media went <em>nuclear.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hashtags trended in <em>every<\/em> state.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>#FeralFeast<\/strong><br><strong>#BlockPartyOfTheCentury<\/strong><br><strong>#GabrielPlaysBBQ<\/strong><br><strong>#OklahomaEatsGoodTonight<\/strong><br><strong>#FeralEclipseDidWhat<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane stood off to the side, arms folded, surveying the sea of happiness spilling across his entire front yard. Kids were dancing. Fans were crying again. The Rudy\u2019s guy asked for three autographs and a photo with Cassie. And not a single drone got taken out of the sky this time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel bounded over, eyes wide, cheeks puffed out from <em>yet another<\/em> brisket sandwich. \u201cWe should do this <em>every<\/em> week.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane snorted. \u201cWe\u2019d go broke in a year.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re <em>already<\/em> broke. Emotionally.\u201d Gabriel grinned. \u201cBut worth it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And as dusk settled over Edmond, the den behind them glowed like the heart of something powerful and wild and <em>good.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just a band. Just a pack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just another backyard party that set the internet on fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sun was relentless, baking the sidewalks and shimmering off the hood of the giant black tour bus like a mirage. 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