{"id":2069,"date":"2025-01-09T01:00:01","date_gmt":"2025-01-09T07:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=2069"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:22:33","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:22:33","slug":"rave-tunnels-and-radio-tours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/rave-tunnels-and-radio-tours\/","title":{"rendered":"Rave Tunnels and Radio Tours"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A month passed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first steel beam had risen under a gray February sky. Now, in mid-March, the entire skeleton of the Feral Eclipse Den stood proud against the prairie horizon\u2014an angular crown of concrete, steel, and ambition. Roofing had begun, outer walls were forming, and the bones of the main hall were finally visible. The scale of it was staggering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What had once been just a wild pack dream was now half-built and very, <em>very<\/em> real.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And of course\u2026 there had been chaos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>There was the time Rico brought his vintage Stratocaster to test the stage acoustics\u2014on a slab that hadn\u2019t cured yet\u2014and sank up to his knees in semi-solid concrete while still playing the solo from \u201cRattlesnake Serenade.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or the morning Jonah installed a fog machine in the break trailer \u201cfor mood,\u201d only to set off every smoke detector on-site while Mark was deep in a delicate lighting configuration. Mark didn\u2019t speak to Jonah for six hours after that, a personal record.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel had used his hardhat as a cereal bowl. Twice. It was now banned from the break area entirely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maya had tried to paint the backstage corridor before it was finished framing. Cassie had somehow gotten into a full-blown argument with a porta-potty delivery guy over parking etiquette. Diesel rescued a feral kitten from under the bus and named it Earl. Earl now rode everywhere on his shoulder like a pirate familiar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And through all of it, Thane tracked every detail\u2014every blueprint revision, every invoice, every permit deadline. His tablet barely left his hand. His ears only twitched occasionally now, which the others took as a sign of emotional growth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>The fan hype hadn\u2019t cooled, either.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Local radio stations had jumped on board within days of the groundbreaking press storm. One of the major rock stations\u201497.5 KZLF \u201cThe Rig\u201d\u2014had launched an official contest series: <em>\u201cDen In Progress \u2013 Win a Walkthrough With the Wolves!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Each week, three fans were chosen for exclusive hardhat tours of the construction site\u2026 personally guided by the pack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had gone about as smoothly as one would expect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>That Thursday, the midday tour group stood near the south loading bay, eyes wide, jaws slack with awe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A teenage girl with purple streaks in her hair clutched a phone in both hands, her camera set to record as Gabriel gestured grandly at the still-exposed concrete floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThis is where the rave tunnel will start,\u201d he said confidently, pointing at an entirely nonexistent space behind an electrical conduit. \u201cIt\u2019ll wind under the main stage and lead to the secret Moonlight Bunker\u2014acoustically optimized for midnight howling and post-show parties. Thane says it\u2019s still \u2018in concept phase,\u2019 which is code for \u2018he doesn\u2019t know how to stop me.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane, walking behind the group with his tablet in hand and his expression already beginning to darken, muttered, \u201cThat is <em>absolutely not<\/em> what that means.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teenage girl gasped. \u201cThere\u2019s gonna be a rave tunnel?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShhh,\u201d Gabriel said dramatically, holding a clawed finger to his lips. \u201cIt\u2019s underground knowledge.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo, it\u2019s not,\u201d Thane cut in, stepping forward. \u201cBecause it\u2019s <em>not a thing.<\/em> There is no tunnel. There will <em>never<\/em> be a tunnel. This is where the cleaning supply closet goes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel winked. \u201cYeah. That\u2019s what <em>we<\/em> call it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The girl squealed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane\u2019s ears went back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark sighed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then someone cleared their throat with great municipal authority.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>The inspector had arrived.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His vest read CITY OF EDMOND \u2013 ZONING AND COMPLIANCE, and his expression suggested he\u2019d just smelled something dead in the air. Which, to be fair, might\u2019ve been the grilled onions Diesel was cooking on a portable burner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He adjusted his glasses and looked directly at Thane. \u201cWe received an anonymous tip that unapproved underground structures were being built under the venue?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane\u2019s eye twitched so hard it almost counted as Morse code.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d he said firmly. \u201cThere are no tunnels. No hidden bunkers. That was\u2014\u201d he glared back at Gabriel \u201c\u2014creative storytelling.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u2019Rave tunnel\u2019 was the exact phrase used,\u201d the inspector replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel raised a paw. \u201cI\u2019d like to clarify it\u2019s not a <em>rave<\/em> tunnel, per se. More like a celebratory mood corridor with aggressive lighting and potential basslines.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The inspector\u2019s face was rapidly approaching \u2018pulled muscle from frowning\u2019 territory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane stepped in fast, tablet raised, fingers already tapping through permits. \u201cHere are our approved plans, sir. Every beam, slab, and trench\u2014up to code, nothing subterranean except standard drainage.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The inspector took the tablet and reviewed it carefully.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark slid up beside Thane and added helpfully, \u201cAlso, if we were gonna dig a secret tunnel, we wouldn\u2019t have <em>told a radio contest winner.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The girl beamed. \u201cThat\u2019s fair.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The inspector handed back the tablet. \u201cWell. I\u2019ll be filing a note about misinformation being given to guests during city-monitored construction, just for the record.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane nodded. \u201cUnderstood. And we\u2019ll be having a\u2026 very serious conversation about appropriate tour content.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel turned to the girl and whispered, \u201cWe\u2019ll let you in the back entrance when it\u2019s done.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGabriel,\u201d Thane warned, ears twitching again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI said nothing,\u201d Gabriel said, haloed by the grin of someone absolutely planning to hide disco lights in a mop closet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>The tour ended uneventfully after that, with Gabriel moved to \u201csupport crew\u201d and Jonah taking over the walkthrough. He somehow got them all to chant \u201cBEAMS BEFORE DREAMS\u201d in front of the camera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That night, back at the den, Thane collapsed on the couch with his tablet face down and a pillow over his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diesel tossed him a soda. \u201cTunnel plans safe?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFor now,\u201d Thane muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark walked by holding a notebook and added dryly, \u201cWe\u2019ll just hide the tunnel under the tunnel.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane didn\u2019t even move. \u201cMark, <em>please.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m kidding,\u201d Mark said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pause.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u2026Mostly.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane groaned into the pillow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Somewhere across the room, Gabriel whispered to the kitten on his shoulder, \u201cWe\u2019re gonna need more glitter.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A month passed. The first steel beam had risen under a gray February sky. 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