{"id":240,"date":"2023-05-14T01:00:01","date_gmt":"2023-05-14T06:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=240"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:23:15","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:23:15","slug":"thirty-minutes-to-mayhem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/thirty-minutes-to-mayhem\/","title":{"rendered":"Thirty Minutes to Mayhem"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The floor was packed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first three rows were a melting pot of mania\u2014sweaty, snarling, vibrating with anticipation. Lights still low. House music still playing. No one cared. They were already acting like the show had started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One girl in the front center\u2014purple hair, face paint, a custom-made shirt that read <em>\u201cMate Me, Gabriel\u201d<\/em>\u2014was trying to start a synchronized howl. Loud. Sharp. Repeated. And increasingly off-key.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A guy to her left\u2014shirtless, shredded jeans, enough body glitter to qualify as a safety hazard\u2014was aggressively moshing with a folding chair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There was no music.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No beat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just him.<br>And the chair.<br>Locked in a battle for dominance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Security had already tried to stop him once, but he\u2019d hissed and told them he was \u201cchanneling the spirit of the lunar surge.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Stage left, a small group had started a coordinated claw-hand chant. \u201cFE-RAL E-CLIPSE! <em>SLASH! SLASH!<\/em>\u201d with actual air slashing motions. One of them was wearing homemade foam claws the size of oven mitts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two fans in the second row were cosplaying as <em>Thane and Mark<\/em>, complete with homemade furry feet and LED collars. Problem was\u2014they\u2019d somehow gotten <em>way<\/em> too into character and had begun mock-growling at people who got too close to the barricade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Security referred to them as \u201cDiscount Snarl Bros.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel peeked out from backstage and immediately ducked back, wide-eyed.<br>\u201cThey\u2019re sharpening spoons out there,\u201d he whispered.<br>\u201cWhy?\u201d Thane asked, instantly alarmed.<br>Gabriel just shrugged. \u201cTo <em>feel something<\/em>, probably.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maya passed by holding her guitar, glanced at the monitor, and laughed. \u201cYou guys sure know how to attract the feral part of the demographic.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Back at FOH, Mark slowly reached over, grabbed the master volume fader, and muttered,<br>\u201cI should just cut the power and run.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane leaned in next to him, gaze fixed on the front row through the haze.<br>\u201cNo. Let it ride.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then\u2014without warning\u2014one of the fans up front ripped off his shirt to reveal a freshly inked tattoo across his chest: <em>&#8220;Pack Loyalty \u2014 Fangs Out Forever\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Another immediately fainted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Security called for medics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah, tuning backstage, raised an eyebrow.<br>\u201cWe haven\u2019t even played a note yet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark sighed.<br>\u201cThey\u2019re pre-gaming insanity.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel, sipping a new cup of coffee:<br>\u201c\u2026I kinda love it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane cracked his knuckles and stared at the swirling chaos near the barricade.<br>\u201cLet\u2019s give them something worth howling about.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thirty minutes to showtime.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The front row was already feral.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The floor was packed. 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