The band rolled into the venue lot covered in post-storm road grime, smelling faintly of old jerky, regret, and ozone. The GPS declared their destination with cheery finality:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou have arrived at Red River Agricultural Expo Center.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cassie peered out the window. \u201cThis looks like a place where bands go to die.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The \u201cvenue\u201d was a giant metal building shaped like a warehouse had a baby with a livestock auction barn. There were tractors parked out front. A faded banner above the roll-up door read:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cSOUNDS OF SUMMER MUSIC SERIES \u2013 TONIGHT: FERAL ECPLISE\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Thane\u2019s left eye twitched. \u201cThey misspelled our name.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gabriel shrugged. \u201cTechnically that\u2019s still on brand.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Maya leaned against the van door, scanning the parking lot. \u201cAre we sharing the venue with a farm auction?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNo,\u201d Jonah said. \u201cWorse. That cow over there just licked the mic stand.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sure enough, there was a Holstein standing dead center on the stage platform inside the building. A man in overalls and Crocs was trying to coax it down with what appeared to be a half-eaten corn dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mark stared at him. \u201cIs that our stagehand?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The man waved. \u201cName\u2019s Tyler. Don\u2019t worry, she only poops when she\u2019s scared.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Thane\u2019s icy glare could\u2019ve frozen lava.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Inside, the acoustics were… well, “agricultural.” Every sound echoed like they were inside a giant grain silo filled with tin foil and betrayal. The stage was lit by a single row of flickering overhead fluorescents, and the \u201cdressing room\u201d was just a corral behind the bleachers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gabriel spun in a slow circle. \u201cI can feel my standards dying.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Rico, tuning up near the tractor display, muttered, \u201cDon\u2019t look at the John Deere calendar. It\u2019s judging you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Maya kicked at a bale of hay. \u201cI\u2019m allergic to this level of bullshit.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Cassie found a crate labeled \u201cLIVE BAIT\u201d and sat on it, sighing. \u201cOn the plus side, I\u2019ve always wanted to play a gig where the audience might include a chicken.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Soundcheck was… chaos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The main speakers crackled like haunted walkie-talkies. The mic cables were so short they had to stand in formation like a 1950s doo-wop group. Every time Mark adjusted the lighting truss, it squealed like a dying pig. Literally. They realized there was an actual pig somewhere under the bleachers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWHO BRINGS LIVESTOCK TO A SHOW?!\u201d Thane shouted over the din.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tyler yelled back, \u201cIt\u2019s Bring Your Pet Night!<\/em> We\u2019re very inclusive!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Cassie, deadpan: \u201c…This is how I die.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n And yet…<\/p>\n\n\n\n When showtime hit, it was magic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Maybe it was the absurdity. Maybe it was the hay-scented air. Maybe it was because chaos is where Feral Eclipse thrives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The crowd\u2014farmers, hipsters, toddlers in earmuffs, three guys in camo overalls, and an elderly woman with a ferret on her shoulder\u2014went absolutely wild. A dude crowdsurfed in a horse costume. Someone brought a watermelon with \u201cWE LOVE GABRIEL\u201d carved into it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gabriel leaned into the mic. \u201cThis song goes out to my bovine sisters in the back!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The cow mooed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Thunderous applause.<\/p>\n\n\n\n After the show, they collapsed in the van, sweating, disoriented, and unsure if what just happened had been real.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Thane ran a hand down his face. \u201cI will never<\/em> recover from this night.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gabriel grinned. \u201cThe cow gave us a standing ovation. What more do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mark cracked a soda. \u201cPeace. Quiet. A venue that doesn\u2019t smell like hay and existential dread.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jonah leaned back against his seat, grinning. \u201cNah, man. 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