{"id":370,"date":"2023-06-23T01:00:10","date_gmt":"2023-06-23T06:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=370"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:23:14","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:23:14","slug":"needles-regret-and-questionable-decisions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/needles-regret-and-questionable-decisions\/","title":{"rendered":"Needles, Regret, and Questionable Decisions"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\ud83d\udd77\ufe0f <em>The InkSink Parlor \u2013 Open Late, No Questions Asked<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The rain had just started to fall when the van rolled into yet another middle-of-nowhere city, the kind with more vape shops than streetlights and at least one billboard advertising \u201cDiscount Bait &amp; Divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They were two days early for the next gig. For once.<br>Naturally, that meant trouble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGuys,\u201d Gabriel said from the back, holding up his phone like it was sacred scripture. \u201cThis place has a tattoo shop with <em>4.8 stars<\/em> on Yelp.\u201d<br>Cassie raised an eyebrow. \u201cOut of how many?\u201d<br>\u201c&#8230;Five.\u201d<br>\u201cUh huh.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane didn\u2019t even glance up from tightening a power connector in his rigging bag. \u201cWe are not getting tattoos. We\u2019re getting groceries. Laundry. Sleep.\u201d<br>Maya: \u201cLame.\u201d<br>Jonah: \u201cCoward.\u201d<br>Rico: \u201cI bet he secretly has a tramp stamp.\u201d<br>Thane: <em>\u201cI heard that.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel leaned forward between the seats, eyes wide and conspiratorial.<br>\u201cWhat if we just&#8230; looked? No needles. Just reconnaissance. Come on. Be wolves of culture.\u201d<br>Mark, arms crossed and unimpressed: \u201cThis smells like a trap.\u201d<br>Gabriel grinned. \u201cSo does Thane after load-in, but we still take him places.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>The shop was tucked between a laundromat and a pawn shop. Its flickering neon sign read:<br><strong>INKSINK \u2013 WALK-INS, MISTAKES, &amp; MEMORIES.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Inside, it looked exactly like every tattoo parlor in the movies\u2014walls plastered with flash art, the scent of antiseptic and regret heavy in the air. A man with a lopsided mohawk and full-face skull ink looked up from a sketchpad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou the furry band?\u201d<br>Thane pinched the bridge of his nose.<br>Gabriel: \u201cThat\u2019s us!\u201d<br>Tattoo Guy: \u201cCool. I did a werewolf paw on a preacher last week. Midnight special.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie picked out a microphone wrapped in a rose.<br>Maya found a flaming guitar on a poster and said, \u201cThat. But angrier.\u201d<br>Jonah, who claimed he was <em>just here to watch,<\/em> somehow ended up pointing at a cartoon possum holding drumsticks.<br>Rico wanted a stylized wolf skull on his shoulder blade to \u201clook cool in profile shots.\u201d<br>Mark said nothing&#8230; and then asked if they had ink that would show under stage lights but not normal lighting. (They did. Of course.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel?<br>Oh, Gabriel was ready.<br>He picked out a design he claimed he\u2019d \u201cseen in a dream\u201d\u2014a full moon, a claw slash, and a bass clef stitched together like some supernatural battle standard.<br>He wanted it on his back.<br>All of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tattoo Guy blinked. \u201cYou sure?\u201d<br>Gabriel: \u201cNo.\u201d<br>Tattoo Guy: \u201cPerfect.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>While the others got prepped, inked, and numbed into varying levels of existential dread, Thane sat in a creaky metal folding chair, arms crossed and glaring.<br>At one point, Gabriel leaned over mid-ink and stage whispered, \u201cCome on, Thane, even Mark\u2019s doing it.\u201d<br>Thane didn\u2019t move. \u201cMark got ultraviolet lighting cues tattooed on his arm. That\u2019s <em>functional.<\/em>\u201d<br>Rico shouted from across the room, \u201cYou\u2019re just scared of needles!\u201d<br>\u201cI <em>am<\/em> the needle,\u201d Thane growled, gesturing at a bundle of XLR cables.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah nearly passed out twice and left with a smiling possum on his bicep.<br>Cassie\u2019s mic tattoo looked suspiciously like it was shouting.<br>Maya\u2019s flaming guitar had literal smoke curls tattooed in.<br>Rico? Rico looked like a horror movie album cover and was <em>thrilled.<\/em><br>Mark, when shown his under-UV ink lighting pattern in a dark room, simply nodded once.<br>Gabriel, shirtless and glowing with pride, looked like a battle-scarred lunar warlord.<br>\u201cThis,\u201d he said, spinning slowly, \u201cis how I ascend.\u201d<br>Thane: \u201cThis is how you get a staph infection.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They limped back to the van like war survivors.<br>Gabriel curled up in the backseat, whispering lovingly to his new ink.<br>Thane buckled in and muttered, \u201cNext stop, an actual hospital.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maya, flipping through photos on her phone, smirked.<br>\u201cTell me this tour isn\u2019t the best goddamn disaster we\u2019ve ever survived.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\udd77\ufe0f The InkSink Parlor \u2013 Open Late, No Questions Asked The rain had just started to fall when the van rolled into yet another middle-of-nowhere city, the kind with more vape shops than streetlights and at least one billboard advertising \u201cDiscount Bait &amp; Divorce.\u201d They were two days early for the next gig. 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