{"id":565,"date":"2023-10-22T01:12:50","date_gmt":"2023-10-22T07:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=565"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:23:01","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:23:01","slug":"whose-idea-was-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/whose-idea-was-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Whose Idea Was That?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Three days after the awards show, the band was holed up in a quiet desert Airbnb somewhere near Palm Springs\u2014a rare break in the storm, surrounded by dusty hills, blooming cacti, and the buzz of far-off cicadas. A chance to rest. Recharge. Maybe even do laundry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They\u2019d spent the morning lounging on a sun-bleached patio. Jonah floated face-down in the pool like an off-duty lifeguard. Maya was perched in a hammock scrolling hate-comments from angry music critics and replying with GIFs of flamethrowers. Cassie napped under a wide-brimmed hat with a paperback resting on her chest. Rico strummed acoustic guitar lazily, half-singing nonsense lyrics about coyotes and cheap tequila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane was inside, at the table, laptop open, half-finished protein shake sweating beside him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel wandered in, barepaw and shirtless, toweling off from the outdoor shower. \u201cPlease tell me we have, like, three more days of this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane didn\u2019t look up. \u201cTwo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel flopped into a chair. \u201cUgh. That\u2019s not enough. I haven\u2019t even traumatized the cacti yet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane reached over and slid his screen so Gabriel could see the inbox. \u201cAlso\u2026 this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel squinted. \u201cWho the hell is Brennan T. Halbrook and why does he sound like he owns a yacht named <em>Dissertation<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane scrolled. \u201cDocumentary director. Works with Rising Sun Films. Did that Foo Fighters piece. Wants to do a full-length doc on us.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel blinked. \u201cUs? Like&#8230; Feral Eclipse?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d Thane said dryly. \u201cThe <em>other<\/em> werewolf-led arena rock band.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel reached for the shake, took a sip, made a face, and passed it back. \u201cAre they\u2026 serious?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane scrolled further. \u201cThey sent a proposal. Said our \u2018meteoric rise, unconventional band dynamics, and supernatural presence offer a once-in-a-generation story arc.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel nearly spit out his next laugh. \u201cDid they <em>watch<\/em> us?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey saw the award show performance,\u201d Thane said. \u201cCalled it \u2018the most anarchic televised event since the Moonlight-La La Land mix-up.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel was already texting the others. \u201cOh, we\u2019re <em>so<\/em> doing this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Twenty minutes later, the band had gathered inside, in various degrees of disbelief and sunburn. Mark leaned against the kitchen counter, arms crossed, staring like someone had suggested filming a documentary on radioactive squirrels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey want to film <em>everything?<\/em>\u201d Jonah asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cRehearsals. Interviews. Fan interactions,\u201d Thane said, glancing at the email again. \u201cMaybe some family backstory. On-the-road moments. The works.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie raised an eyebrow. \u201cYou think they know what they\u2019re getting into?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNope,\u201d Thane replied. \u201cNot a clue.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel stretched his arms overhead, tail flicking in excitement. \u201cWe\u2019ll be legends.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019ll be a blooper reel,\u201d Maya muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark sipped his soda. \u201cLet me guess\u2026 they want to start <em>tomorrow.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane didn\u2019t even flinch. \u201cThey land at LAX in twelve hours.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Groans all around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel grinned. \u201cBetter hide the chaos while we still can.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah grabbed a sharpie and wrote <em>\u201cWELCOME TO THE HOWL ZONE\u201d<\/em> on the back of a pizza box.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOr,\u201d he added, \u201cwe just lean into it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane chuckled. \u201cNo leaning required. 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