{"id":572,"date":"2023-10-22T01:16:58","date_gmt":"2023-10-22T07:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=572"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:23:01","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:23:01","slug":"all-aboard-the-chaos-express","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/all-aboard-the-chaos-express\/","title":{"rendered":"All Aboard the Chaos Express"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>That night, after a killer show in Portland, the crew piled into the new tour bus, their gear already stashed neatly in undercarriage bays and locked-down racks. Inside, the soft glow of ambient LED lights wrapped the cabin in a calming hue as the engine purred quietly beneath them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane stood in the middle of the main lounge, arms stretched wide. \u201cWelcome to the rest of your lives, folks.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie was already sprawled across one of the L-shaped couches, head back, sipping from a chilled soda. \u201cThis is <em>so<\/em> much better than that sweaty van.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah was bouncing from couch to bunk to kitchenette, poking everything. \u201cYo, the shower has water pressure! Like&#8230; actual water pressure!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark was in his bunk already, curtain pulled, muttering, \u201cIf any of you wake me up tonight, I\u2019m rewiring the DMX console to scream.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rico found the back lounge and groaned with happiness as he sunk into a recliner. \u201cYeah, I\u2019m never going home.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel, meanwhile, was still at the espresso bar, fawning over the stainless-steel machine like it was sacred. \u201cThis thing\u2019s got dual boilers&#8230; I can steam and pull at the same time&#8230; this is&#8230; I don\u2019t even have words.\u201d He looked up at Thane with soft, misty eyes. \u201cI love you more now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane chuckled, leaning on the frame. \u201cYou say that every time I give you caffeine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diesel, behind the wheel, called out without turning around, \u201cYou wake me up after midnight, you better be bleeding or on fire.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Everyone laughed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Later that night, Gabriel climbed into his bunk across from Thane\u2019s, a mug of fresh espresso still in hand. \u201cCozy,\u201d he murmured, eyes closing, claws curled over the soft blanket. \u201cI could get used to this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019d better,\u201d Thane replied with a yawn. \u201cWe\u2019ve got a thousand miles to go.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>At 6:47 AM, the entire tour bus jolted awake to the sound of <em>whirring<\/em>, <em>hissing<\/em>, and a <em>maniacal giggle<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel, wearing nothing but basketball shorts and a Feral Eclipse hoodie, was behind the espresso bar like a mad scientist. Four mugs steamed in a row. Milk frothed. Espresso poured. The smell of roasted beans hit the bunks like a tidal wave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah staggered out, hair a mess. \u201cDude. Are you okay?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBetter than okay,\u201d Gabriel grinned wide, tail swishing. \u201cI\u2019m achieving perfect crema on a Kenyan single-origin ristretto pull. Look!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie stumbled out next, squinting. \u201cYou\u2019ve been up for <em>how<\/em> long?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSince five. I wanted to dial in the grind size. Also, I made you a flat white. Extra vanilla. You\u2019re welcome.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diesel emerged from the driver\u2019s bunk, fully dressed, sunglasses already on, and looked at the scene without a word. 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