Meanwhile\u2014back in the land of internet chaos\u2014Dee\u2019s TikTok post had officially detonated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The video, simply captioned \u201cWhen your hometown drummer makes it big and his werewolf friend corners your high school bully\u2026\u201d<\/em>, opened with shaky camera footage of Travis yelling, followed by Thane stepping into frame like a boss out of a video game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The audio was overlaid with dramatic violin and a bold subtitle:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhen the pack rolls in\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n Cut to Travis backpedaling, stumbling, and Thane crouching like an apex predator delivering a verbal warning so intense it might’ve scared the shadows off the sidewalk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The final frame was Jonah walking off with his friends, mid-high five, and Thane in the background cracking his knuckles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Within six hours, it had over 900,000 views<\/strong> and was climbing fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Comments flooded in:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc3a \u201cTHANE IS A WHOLE VIBE. WHERE DO I APPLY FOR WEREWOLF PROTECTION???\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n \ud83e\udd41 \u201cProtect drummers at all costs.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udd25 \u201cThis band is chaotic good and I would die for all of them.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n \ud83d\udc80 \u201cNot the \u2018stage lights and headlines\u2019 line\u2026 I CHOKED.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n And one commenter simply wrote:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI didn\u2019t know I needed a band of werewolves and humans who fight bullies and rock stages\u2026 but here we are.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n The Feral Eclipse official account reposted it with the comment:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDon\u2019t mess with the drummer. Or his wolf.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n Gabriel was howling with laughter by the time he saw it, tears in his eyes. \u201cThane, we\u2019re gonna break the internet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jonah just shook his head, blushing but grinning from ear to ear. \u201cThis is so ridiculous.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mark, watching from across the lounge, deadpanned, \u201cGood. Now we know what to call the biopic.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Meanwhile\u2014back in the land of internet chaos\u2014Dee\u2019s TikTok post had officially detonated. The video, simply captioned \u201cWhen your hometown drummer makes it big and his werewolf friend corners your high school bully\u2026\u201d, opened with shaky camera footage of Travis yelling, followed by Thane stepping into frame like a boss out of a video game. The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tour-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3147,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions\/3147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
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