{"id":598,"date":"2023-10-23T01:09:19","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T07:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=598"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:23:01","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:23:01","slug":"cookies-chaos-and-mama-hanson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/cookies-chaos-and-mama-hanson\/","title":{"rendered":"Cookies, Chaos, and Mama Hanson"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The tour bus rumbled lazily through the quiet neighborhood streets of Columbus, just a few blocks from where last night\u2019s surprise concert had rocked the rec center. The morning sun painted the modest homes in warm gold, each one with neatly trimmed yards, old trees, and the occasional porch swing still swaying from the early breeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah stood near the front of the bus, shifting from foot to foot, clearly trying to figure out how to ask something without sounding awkward. You were at your usual spot by the front, going over routing with Diesel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHey, Thane?\u201d Jonah finally asked, hesitating. \u201cDo you think we could\u2026 maybe swing by my folks\u2019 place before we head out? It\u2019s literally just a few streets over. My mom texted earlier and said she made those cookies I used to obsess over. She wants to meet you guys.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He didn\u2019t even get a full breath in before Gabriel\u2019s voice tore through the bus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<strong>YES. YES. COOKIES. YES.<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He appeared in the stairwell like he\u2019d teleported, black fur fluffed out from too much caffeine, holding two mugs of espresso like they were holy relics. \u201cThane says yes. Thane loves cookies. We all love cookies. THIS IS HAPPENING.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane gave Jonah a long, knowing look. \u201cApparently it is.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diesel chuckled from the driver\u2019s seat, already flipping the turn signal. \u201cAlright, drummer boy. What\u2019s the address?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah scribbled it on the back of a laminated backstage pass and handed it up. \u201cIt\u2019s on Verner Street. Beige house, green trim, tire swing in the yard.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diesel grinned. \u201cGot it. Somebody prep the cookie tray. I&#8217;m calling dibs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The bus crept along narrow streets, the massive vehicle drawing a few curious glances from residents sipping morning coffee on porches. Jonah\u2019s heart raced as they turned onto Verner. The house was exactly how he remembered it\u2014modest, two-story, old siding, flower pots on the front steps, and the faded tire swing hanging from the maple tree where he used to practice his fills with sticks and a busted trash can lid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His mother was already standing on the porch, hands on her hips, apron still dusted with flour, and a wide smile spreading across her face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second Jonah stepped off the bus, she was down the stairs in a flash, arms outstretched.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Jonah!<\/em> Look at you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They hugged tight, Jonah practically folding in on himself like he was ten years old again. \u201cHi, Mom\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re too skinny,\u201d she said immediately, fussing with his hoodie. \u201cYou need to eat more. You better bring all those nice people in this house. I baked <em>three batches<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel had already disembarked, bouncing like a puppy. \u201c<em>HELLO, I AM THE COOKIE ENTHUSIAST. I WILL BE RESPECTFUL, BUT ALSO I AM HERE FOR SUGAR AND LOVE.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah\u2019s mom blinked at him for two seconds, then beamed. \u201cYou must be Gabriel.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI <em>am,<\/em> ma\u2019am, and I love your son like my own family.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She clasped both his clawed hands. \u201cYou come in. You sit down. You\u2019re getting the first plate.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane followed them down the steps, smiling warmly. \u201cMrs. Hanson, I\u2019m Thane. 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