{"id":659,"date":"2024-03-06T01:02:26","date_gmt":"2024-03-06T07:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=659"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:22:49","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:22:49","slug":"live-from-the-food-court-its-feral-eclipse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/live-from-the-food-court-its-feral-eclipse\/","title":{"rendered":"Live From the Food Court (It\u2019s Feral Eclipse!)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The mall lights dimmed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Well\u2026 <em>some<\/em> of them. Others just kind of flickered awkwardly while Mark barked into his headset and wrestled with a control panel that looked like it had been installed in 1992.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u201cThane, I swear on every bulb I own\u2014if one more fluorescent tube hums at me I will physically unplug this mall.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Backstage, Cassie rolled her eyes. \u201cYou mean with your claws or with violence?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Yes.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Out front, the crowd packed the food court and beyond. There were fans pressed up against the Orange Julius. Teens hanging from the second-story railing. A Wetzel\u2019s Pretzels employee openly weeping from joy. An entire line of kids in makeshift ears and tails bouncing with excitement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And then\u2026 <strong>fog.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not the elegant, stage-enhancing kind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The <strong>way-too-much-because-Gabriel-found-the-switch<\/strong> kind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>White haze rolled out like a horror movie gone club scene. Someone in the crowd yelled \u201cIS THIS A DREAM?\u201d as a laser pointer swept over the Hot Topic sign.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel walked out first, bass slung across his back, bouncing slightly on his clawed toes, tail swishing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Behind him, the humans stepped out in sequence\u2014Rico, Cassie, Maya, Jonah\u2014each one getting a wave of cheers loud enough to shake the Dippin\u2019 Dots freezer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then Mark\u2019s voice crackled through the headset into Thane\u2019s ear:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u201cLights are dead. I\u2019m improvising.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLook up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane glanced skyward just as a series of <strong>home improvement clamp lights<\/strong> and <strong>modified emergency flashlights<\/strong> flicked on in timed bursts\u2014strapped to ceiling vents and support beams with <em>copious<\/em> amounts of duct tape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOf course,\u201d Thane muttered. \u201cThat tracks.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Cassie stepped up to the mic and grinned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s up, Sooner Hills?! Who\u2019s ready to say they saw a concert between Sbarro and Build-A-Bear?!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>The crowd <em>lost it<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drums kicked in. Guitars screamed. Bass thundered. And just like that\u2026 the band tore through their opening song like the world was ending.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel spun mid-stage, claws flashing, tail flicking wildly, bass thumping like a second heart. Rico dropped to his knees in front of a Claire\u2019s kiosk and shredded a solo that made one of the earring displays collapse. Cassie\u2019s vocals shook the ceiling. Maya windmilled her guitar so hard she knocked over a mall plant someone had moved too close.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And Thane\u2014barefoot, grounded, grinning like a wolf who\u2019d earned every second of this madness\u2014ran the soundboard from side-stage, eyes sharp, hands fluid, making everything <em>sing<\/em> through a system never meant for anything louder than elevator music.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Somewhere between the second and third song, <em>someone fired a t-shirt cannon<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mark: \u201cWHO GAVE JONAH THE T-SHIRT CANNON?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jonah (over drums): \u201cNO ONE SAID I COULDN\u2019T.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A fan caught a shirt, screamed, and fainted directly into a fountain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>They closed with their viral hit\u2014<em>\u201cField Notes From the Stars\u201d<\/em>\u2014and as the last note echoed through the mall, the entire crowd sang the final chorus <em>back<\/em> to them. Loud. Proud. Perfectly off-key.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gabriel clutched his chest, eyes wide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thane didn\u2019t say anything. He didn\u2019t <em>need<\/em> to. He just gave his bandmate the smallest nod across the stage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And Gabriel smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Afterward, fans flooded social media:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\ud83d\udc3a @WolfSnack17: \u201cJust saw Feral Eclipse perform next to a Panda Express and I transcended. #FoodCourtLegends\u201d<br>\ud83e\uddc3 @BobaAndBass: \u201cMark duct-taped the LIGHTS to the CEILING. THE MAN IS A GOD.\u201d<br>\ud83d\udc80 @ChaosRiot666: \u201cPretty sure Jonah hit me in the face with a t-shirt and I loved it. 10\/10 would get injured again.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Back on the bus, later that night, everyone was exhausted but grinning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diesel stepped on, chewing a churro. \u201cY\u2019all <em>leveled<\/em> a mall today. 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