{"id":939,"date":"2023-10-23T01:01:55","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T07:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/?p=582"},"modified":"2024-02-10T10:23:01","modified_gmt":"2024-02-10T16:23:01","slug":"jimmy-the-ska-goat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/jimmy-the-ska-goat-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy the Ska Goat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

(Inspired by true-ish events and Diesel\u2019s caffeine-fueled trauma<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Intro \u2013 Spoken, Cassie, over light upstroke guitar]<\/strong>
\u201cGather round…
This one\u2019s for the horned hero who skanked into legend\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

[Cue brass: trumpet blares, trombone wah-wahs, full skank beat kicks in]<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Verse 1 \u2013 Cassie]<\/strong>
He was born in the shade of a Ferris wheel,
With a rebel heart and hooves of steel.
Stole some beer, caused a scene,
Joined the band at just fifteen (months).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Pre-Chorus \u2013 Gabriel, yelling]<\/strong>
Bell on his neck, ska in his soul!
Headbutt rhythm with zero control!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Chorus \u2013 Full Band]<\/strong>
\ud83c\udfba JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!<\/em> \ud83d\udc10
Drank a keg and stole the show!
\ud83c\udfba JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!<\/em>
Blew a solo on a traffic cone!
\ud83c\udfba JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!<\/em>
Never missed a beat or a bar fight!
Now he\u2019s skankin\u2019 in the spotlight\u2014
Legends wear fur and horns tonight!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Verse 2 \u2013 Cassie]<\/strong>
Caught a twister outside Scottsbluff,
Band was screaming, roads were rough.
Jimmy stood with eyes ablaze\u2014
Climbed the amp and raised the bass!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Bridge \u2013 Rico (shouting over brass mayhem)]<\/strong>
Cow flew by the passenger door!
Trumpets blared, the goat wanted more!
I swear on my strings and my spine\u2014
That freakin\u2019 goat kept us in time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Chorus \u2013 All, now with crowd call-backs]<\/strong>
\ud83c\udfba JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!<\/em> (GOAT! GOAT!)<\/em>
King of chaos, lord of brass!
\ud83c\udfba JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!<\/em> (BLOW THAT HORN!)<\/em>
Turned that storm into a backstage pass!
\ud83c\udfba JIMMY THE SKA GOAT!<\/em>
Now he\u2019s got a llama wife,
Living that retired life\u2014
But he\u2019ll always skank in our hearts tonight!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Final Breakdown \u2013 Jonah\u2019s drums go wild, brass riffing chaos]<\/strong>
Gabriel shouts between slaps:
\u201cI SAW HIM DO A BACKFLIP OFF A SNARE DRUM!\u201d
Cassie: \u201cHe headbutted the mayor!\u201d
Rico: \u201cHe ATE MY SETLIST!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Outro \u2013 Soft horn fade, Cassie whispering]<\/strong>
Some goats eat cans\u2026
Jimmy ate encores.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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[Cue crowd chanting:]<\/strong>
\ud83c\udfba JIMMY! JIMMY! JIMMY!<\/em> \ud83d\udc10<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Inspired by true-ish events and Diesel\u2019s caffeine-fueled trauma) [Intro \u2013 Spoken, Cassie, over light upstroke guitar]\u201cGather round…This one\u2019s for the horned hero who skanked into legend\u2026\u201d [Cue brass: trumpet blares, trombone wah-wahs, full skank beat kicks in] [Verse 1 \u2013 Cassie]He was born in the shade of a Ferris wheel,With a rebel heart and hooves […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-939","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tour-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=939"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3154,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/939\/revisions\/3154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=939"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=939"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/threewerewolves.com\/tourblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=939"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}